Re: Contrôle Police/Gendarmerie

Publié par bgatz le 22/01/2008 17:48:22
un de m'ai controle les plus beau
je rentre tranquil du boulo et 2 kepi un coup de siffler "ranger vous sur le coter et presenter la carte grise"
je sort carte crise permis assurance et les certifica d'homologation la le flic me dit non mr je ne veut que la carte grise sur ce je lui donne ma carte grise il la depli me la rend me dit de circuler se retourne ver son pote et lui dit tu voit j'avait resond ces une megane
apres un controle comme sa ta les boules

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Message: File Path Error: var/configs/xoopsconfig.php does not exist. dans le fichier /include/common.php - ligne 130
Message(s): Constant _MD_DATE already defined dans le fichier /modules/newbb/language/french/main.php - ligne 103
Inconnu: Non-static method Database::getInstance() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context dans le fichier /modules/newbb/class/topic.php - ligne 34
Inconnu: Non-static method Database::getInstance() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context dans le fichier /modules/newbb/class/forum.php - ligne 42
Inconnu: Non-static method Database::getInstance() should not be called statically, assuming $this from incompatible context dans le fichier /modules/newbb/class/post.php - ligne 34
Message(s): Only variable references should be returned by reference dans le fichier /modules/newbb/include/functions.php - ligne 310
Inconnu: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead dans le fichier /class/module.textsanitizer.php - ligne 594
Inconnu: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead dans le fichier /class/module.textsanitizer.php - ligne 315
Inconnu: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead dans le fichier /class/module.textsanitizer.php - ligne 315
Inconnu: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead dans le fichier /class/module.textsanitizer.php - ligne 315
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Inconnu: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead dans le fichier /class/module.textsanitizer.php - ligne 387
Inconnu: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead dans le fichier /class/module.textsanitizer.php - ligne 613
Inconnu: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead dans le fichier /class/module.textsanitizer.php - ligne 594
Inconnu: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead dans le fichier /class/module.textsanitizer.php - ligne 387
Inconnu: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead dans le fichier /class/module.textsanitizer.php - ligne 387
Inconnu: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead dans le fichier /class/module.textsanitizer.php - ligne 613
Inconnu: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead dans le fichier /class/module.textsanitizer.php - ligne 315
Inconnu: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead dans le fichier /class/module.textsanitizer.php - ligne 315
Inconnu: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead dans le fichier /class/module.textsanitizer.php - ligne 315
Inconnu: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead dans le fichier /class/module.textsanitizer.php - ligne 315
Message(s): Only variable references should be returned by reference dans le fichier /modules/newbb/include/functions.php - ligne 310
Avertissement(s): date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. dans le fichier /modules/newbb/print.php - ligne 109
Avertissement(s): date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. dans le fichier /class/xoopslocal.php - ligne 208
Deprécié(s)
'Database::getInstance();' is deprecated since XOOPS 2.5.4, please use 'XoopsDatabaseFactory::getDatabaseConnection();' instead.
'Database::getInstance();' is deprecated since XOOPS 2.5.4, please use 'XoopsDatabaseFactory::getDatabaseConnection();' instead.
'Database::getInstance();' is deprecated since XOOPS 2.5.4, please use 'XoopsDatabaseFactory::getDatabaseConnection();' instead.
Requête(s)
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0.000520 - SELECT * FROM config WHERE (conf_modid = '0' AND conf_catid = '1') ORDER BY conf_order ASC
0.002940 - SELECT sess_data, sess_ip FROM session WHERE sess_id = 'b540a3c729d5cc64459032393cc8a79e'
0.000196 - SELECT * FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'newbb'
0.001955 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM group_permission WHERE (gperm_modid = '1' AND (gperm_groupid = '3') AND gperm_name = 'module_read' AND gperm_itemid = '5')
0.000560 - SELECT * FROM config WHERE (conf_modid = '5') ORDER BY conf_order ASC
0.000232 - SELECT t.* FROM bb_topics t, bb_posts p WHERE t.topic_id = p.topic_id AND p.post_id = 89703
0.000188 - SELECT * FROM bb_forums WHERE forum_id = 16
0.001592 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (gperm_modid = '5' AND gperm_groupid IN (3) AND gperm_name IN ('forum_cat_access'))
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0.002896 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (gperm_modid = '5' AND gperm_groupid IN (3) AND gperm_name IN ('forum_can_post','forum_can_view','forum_can_reply','forum_can_edit','forum_can_delete','forum_can_addpoll','forum_can_vote','forum_can_attach','forum_can_noapprove'))
0.000279 - SELECT p.*, t.*, tp.topic_status FROM bb_posts p LEFT JOIN bb_posts_text t ON p.post_id=t.post_id LEFT JOIN bb_topics tp ON tp.topic_id=p.topic_id WHERE p.post_id=89703
0.000184 - SELECT * FROM smiles
0.000190 - SELECT * FROM users WHERE uid = '968'
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